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| Episode 1 – Dialog: Bob has arrived in Rio and hasn’t got a clue. – Vocabulary and Phrases – Featured Vocabulary: Ficar – Coarse Vocabulary and Usage: Expressions with porra Expressions with caralho – Elisions and Abbreviations – Pronouns – Exercises – Quizzes |
Episode 2 – Dialog: Bob is pissed off that the line for immigration is so long and slow. – Vocabulary and Phrases – Featured Vocabulary Pois é – Coarse Vocabulary and Usage: Masturbation and anal sex Expressions with merda – shit – Objective Pronouns – Exercises – Quizzes |
Episode 3 – Dialog: Bob has made it through immigration and is hoping the customs guys don’t X-ray his luggage. – Vocabulary and Phrases – Featured Vocabulary Sacanagem – Coarse Vocabulary and Usage Expressions with foder – to fuck – Masculine / Feminine nouns and adjectives – Possessive Pronouns – Exercises – Quizzes |
Episode 4 – Dialog: Bob is being interrogated by a customs official and is about to be in deep shit. – Vocabulary and Phrases – Featured Vocabulary Expressions with Cagar – to shit – Coarse Vocabulary and Usage Expressions with Babaca – cunt, dickhead – Exercises – Quizzes |
| Episode 5 – Dialog: Bob has come out of customs and shows just what a douche bag he really is. – Vocabulary and Phrases – The Bob, The my girlfriend: Use of the definite article with names and possessions – Coarse Vocabulary and Usage: Expressions with Cu – Asshole (as in rectum, not as in dickhead) – Useful Phrases At the soccer/football match – Foder (to fuck) revisited – Exercises – Quizzes |
Episode 6 – Dialog: Bob has to take a taxi into town and gets into a pissing contest with the driver. – Cultural note: Differences between coarse Portuguese and coarse English – Vocabulary and Phrases – Coarse Vocabulary and Usage: More uses of foder – to fuck – Useful Phrases: On the beach – Exercises – Quizzes |
Episode 7 – Dialog: Bob tells Flavio that their friend Egberto was dragged off to jail. – Vocabulary and Phrases – Featured Vocabulary: Puta Merda! – Coarse Vocabulary: Anatomy Lesson, Part 1 – Exercises – Quizzes |
Episode 8 – Dialog: Bob hits the streets to see if he can get laid. – Vocabulary and Phrases – Coarse Vocabulary and Usage: Expressions with Bunda – ass Expressions with Colhões – balls – More Coarse Vocabulary: Anatomy Lesson, Part 2 – Exercises – Quizzes |
| Episode 9 – Dialog: Bob finds a friendly bartender – Vocabulary and Phrases – Featured Vocabulary Não fode! Não enche o saco! Não enche! More expressions with saco – Exercises – Quizzes |
Episode 10 – Dialog: Bob, who is no looker himself, has found the love of his life who, apparently, has been beaten with an ugly-stick – Usage note on mandar – Vocabulary and Phrases – The differences between ser and estar, which both mean “to be” – Exercises – Quizzes |
Episode 11 – Dialog: It looks like Bob’s dreams are about to come true in a fleabag motel. – Vocabulary and Phrases – Coarse Vocabulary and Usage: Synonyms of foder – to fuck (Bob’s favour-ite: bubutar – to fuck, specifically, someone else’s wife) – Exercises – Quizzes |
Episode 12 – Dialog: Things are looking up for Bob, or are they? – Notes about brochar – to go limp – Vocabulary and Phrases – The Present Tense of Ir – To go – Notes about Bikini Cavadão – Notes about Boate – nightclub or strip club? – Ir used to make compound future – Exercises – Quizzes |
| Episode 13 – Dialog: Bob wakes up with a hangover and looks like shit. – Vocabulary and Phrases – Do I Be or Do I Go? – The Past Tense of ser (to be) and ir (to go) – Useful Phrases: At the whorehouse – Exercises – Quizzes |
Episode 14 – Dialog: Bob wants to go to the beach. – Vocabulary and Phrases – Imperative of Verbs – Exercises – Quizzes |
Episode 15 – Dialog: Bob gets to the beach in Ipanema and thinks there’s some weird shit going down. – Vocabulary and Phrases – Coarse Vocabulary and Usage A Miscellany of Coarseness – Exercises – Quizzes |
Episode 16 – Dialog: Bob wakes up with his balls itching like a motherfucker. – Vocabulary and Phrases – The Past Imperfect of Verbs – Useful Phrases: At the Airport In a Taxi – Exercises – Quizzes |
| Episode 17 – Dialog: Flavio takes Bob to the hospital to have his dick examined – Notes on Xá pra lá & Xá comigo – Vocabulary and Phrases – The Past Progressive of Verbs – Exercises – Quizzes |
Episode 18 – Dialog: Bob finds out what he’s got, and it ain’t good. – Vocabulary and Phrases – Featured Vocabulary: Nem fodendo! – Exercises – Quizzes |
Episode 19 – Dialog: Bob tries to hit on the sexy lady doctor, even though she just told him he has an STD. – Vocabulary and Phrases – Coulda, Woulda, Shoulda – The Conditional Tense of Verbs – Exercises – Quizzes |
Episode 20 – Dialog: Bob decides to go back home, but gets a bad-news surprise before he goes. – Vocabulary and Phrases – Useful Phrases: The bathroom / toilet The “dirty-foot” bar (botequim) – Exercises – Quizzes |